Anonymous asked: You give me boners. So don't fret over such a name. ;)
HAHA! Wow. What an anon. I mean like. Okay. I’m flattered.
My friends come up with endearing nicknames for me like Mosquito Jesus and Boner Killer.
Do nice bearded guys who wear tweed, drink tea, and like incredibly silly yet very intelligent women exist?
There is a giant insect on my ceiling, I am not sleeping tonight: A Horror Story
I’m pretty sure the guy I’m currently interested in is a total winner, because he makes me want to be a better person.
Not because he’s like “Jeez, you’re a terrible person,” but I always see how he helps out his friends without question and looks after people and that’s the kind of person I want to be like.
I think my greatest accomplishment in life thus far is my 20% win rate at Minesweeper.
I need to get out of the house more.